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If your friends ask you to come and hang out, say no. Because fuel don cost
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Tell your partner: No more driving to fancy restaurants.
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YES!
Nigerian generator time used to be 7-10pm. Now it’s 8-10pm. Adjust accordingly.
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Not even 10:01pm.
Whenever it rains, you already know not to put the gen on.
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Use the breeze of God.
You and the trekking Should Be Like 5&6.
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Stop spending money. Our forefathers survived on trade by barter.
Ask politely: Can I trade my weavons for 10 liters of fuel?
Pray for Nigeria.
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Fast. Pray. Light Candles. Say the Fatiha. Offer up Benediction. Dance. Do prayer of the faithful. Give sacrifices.
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